Office Hours

[newhire]

[Those who wish to meet with the Junior Administrator-- well she's always on call.

Getting her off her phone on the other hand... is a bit more difficult.]

Comments

[donotlick]

Right, guess I'll keep an eye out.

You mean more pressure than being kidnapped and told you're gonna take part in some bullshit friendship exam?

[newhire]

The assignments will start next week. You'll understand what I mean then. I can't tell you now what they'll be but they're designed to push the student's buttons.

[donotlick]

Push their buttons till they kill somebody, is that right?

[newhire]

...no. As much as I hate their methods, I know that the true goal is to find people that won't do that. Those who will resist every incentive.

[donotlick]

You know, "not willing to kill somebody" is a pretty low bar to set as far as enrollment criteria goes.